Did you know that Texas had a poulation of 'german texans' speaking their own hybrid language? Neither did I till I read this on the bennetonblog.
www.benettontalk.com/2006/11/german_texas_is_disappearing.html
Everything is stranger and more heterogenous than it seems, so it seems. And I am delighted to be unable to connect this fact to the marketing of jumpers in any meaningful way.